Puzzled me!

Can i have every pieces of them to complete my puzzle? Well, it do sounds quite jiwangsss but it's what i felt as a desperate forever-alone girl.

1. I would like to have someone who seems like ignoring me but actually care for me.  He knows every single thing of why I'm sulking & angry for, and know well how to coax me at the end of the day. Just like A. Till the moment you feel so bored and annoy of my childish attitude. I'm sorry.

2. I would like to have someone who seems like harsh, but actually a sweet talker and romantic. Who seems like always wanna have some fight with me, but at the same time success in melting me. Like B.

3. I would like to have someone who likes every single thing I do. Like C. But the thing is I just can't get in with you. I'm sorry. We are just like a brother and sister. But I don't want to be even the 'angkat' one pun. Tak larat wooo nak angkat!

4. I would like to have someone who loves every single of my picture. In my ugly or a-bit-pretty-than-usual  fake face. Like D. But sorry, I can't get in with you too. We have no chemistry for being more than a friend.

5. Last but not least, I would like to have someone who is quite shy but actually funny, someone who love kids and cats at the same time, someone who used to loves hindustan, someone who loves to be a commentator with me when watching television, someone who can be my English lecturer, someone who can be a best friend and a councellor at the same time, someone who is not handsome but sweet but not perasan one. Just like E. :(
But I'm sorry for putting our friendship into another stage. Beyond the border of friendship. My bad. I ruin everything.

So, now that I'm forever alone. I don't know how to start it all over again. I just don't have the guts to do so.

P/S: Sorry for my broken English. It's another way of practice for my upcoming MUET Test this July!  LOL :p